pancakesordeath asked:
[rimshit] because FUCK YOU
YOU TYPO RIMSHOT AS RIMSHIT *ONE* TIME AND NO ONE EVER LETS YOU LIVE IT DOWN
[rimshit] because FUCK YOU
YOU TYPO RIMSHOT AS RIMSHIT *ONE* TIME AND NO ONE EVER LETS YOU LIVE IT DOWN
is that a dick on the railing or are u just happy 2 see me
i'm on your blog and i feel like i'm trapped in an elevator

Ok, some advice for the fatty. #1 do not try to parry him, he is way too big for you to pull it off. Attack him as you fall from the door so you do a lot of damage right off the bat. Keep your shield up at all times, try to keep behind him, remember to roll and use the healing flasks frequently, you get a ton don't be stingy with them.
i just stabbed him as i fell and then rolled right up on him and beat the shit out of my right trigger

I told you it would taste like lemonade.
IT TASTED LIKE DEATHADE
I DONT THINK ANYONE TYPES JAWNS NAME AS JOHN EXCEPT YOU(sesel obv) MAYBE??? IVE NEVER SEEN JAWN DO IT
yeah john spells it jawn he’s told me he doesn’t have a personal preference but i think he kinda does :P
as for which he likes me to call him
i’d say he prefers john
sesel why
who answered this ask was it john or sesel the world may never know
jawn man i'm losing my mind dude. my girlfriend dumped me a month ago and i'm not coping well at all haha but really bro i look up to you, got any advice to keep my mind off her?
well what i did when i was sorta in the same place was keep in close proximity (or what i guess could be considered close proximity when its over the internet) to my friends and i played a lot of video games, really anything that could distract my mind. get outside and do something you havent done in a while, rewatch a tv series, replay an old game, read an old book. my advice would literally be to just do whatever you can to keep your mind off her, but dont forget to take care of yourself, no good in turnin into a vegetable in a chair.
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make him track a bunch of useless tags. Like walrus, turtle, explosions, cucumber, bamboo, boobs, red, dark, pizza, blog, candycane, fire, liquid, butts
im adding so many stupid tags hes gonna hang up on me for sure